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23SEP06 <Archives>
What has happened since last I wrote...

I received my contributor's copy of "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Jokes" - See photo below

I've got to admit, it is pretty cool to see your name in the index of a book (with a page number even). My quote is on page 234, by the way, right above Conan O'Brien and under Jimmy Fallon. I'm sure I'm not the first guy to be under Jimmy Fallon. My bio is listed right before Rich Vos (I love that guy!).

The book is written by comedian/writer Larry Getlen. It is published thru Alpha books (a division of Penguin Publishing). It was published on September 5th of this year. Below is the description as printed on
Now readers can have hilarious quips at their fingertips with this collection of jokes broken down by category and cross-referenced. And if their delivery leaves something to be desired (i.e., laughs), real advice from comedians and some of the nation’s top motivational and corporate speakers will help them keep their audience in stitches.
• Includes more than 1500 of the funniest lines from the funniest comedians
• Jokes are easily referenced and cross-referenced for various uses—business, speeches, toasts, etc.
• Includes jokes and advice from Dave Barry, Wendy Liebman, Penn Jillette, and others
• Foreword by Gilbert Gottfried
• Written by an experienced comedian and comedy writer

You can purchase the book at your local bookstore or buy it online at There is a link to the page on the merchandise page of

In other news, my CD, "John Vorhees Just Doesn't Give A..." has been nominated for the Just Plain Folks 2006 Comedy Album of the Year. It is a great feeling to be listed with the likes of Jim Gaffigan & Mike Birbiglia. You can see the full list of catagories and nominees at the Just Plain Folks website:

The winners will be announced at the Just Plain Folks Music Awards Show on November 4th, 2006 in Santa Ana, CA at the Galaxy Theater. No, I will not be attending.

It's an honor just to be nominated. (I've always wanted to be able to say that. Now if I can just find an occation for, "Them's my bitches" I'll be set)

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